amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

I’m seriously sick. of. people. God forbid someone goes against the norm and everyone freaks the fuck out. If a person likes what they do then let them do their thing! Why can’t people just understand that I am a 20 something girl that loves going to concerts? I’m sorry I’m not out clubbing and drinking every single night like I’m “supposed to”… I just do things things that make ME happy (even if it means staying home on a Saturday night, reblogging shit on Tumblr). Like what does it matter if I like boy bands or not? Honestly, I’m sick of the little comments and the judging. I am going to continue doing what I like to do and everyone else can suck my titties. AND to everyone out there…go out and do what you love! Be true to yourself. Don’t be embarrassed because others think it’s weird or you are too old! People will try to belittle you and they will be condescending. You can’t let it bother you. Sometimes people are so miserable with their own lives that they try to bring others down. Do what you love and fuck the haters. 

how do messenger pigeons work? like how did they know where to go?

mareeps:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

upgraders:

are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil