tumbledore-:

when your parents unexpectedly enter your room

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

WHAT!!!

rrueplumet:

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

I’m much happier now without you. 

makeitzayn:

I AM NOT GLAD YOU CAME GO HOME YOU ASSHOLE